Big Ronnie's Reviews: Assault on Precinct 13 (the new one)
We gave my father-in-law a giant box of DVDs and a new TV for father's day. He's been enjoying a couple flicks a night.
We love the way he sums up/paraphrases films.
"Jesus Gawd, I just watched a movie and I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight. Was the worst movie I ever seen. Attack on the Number 13 Police Station. I didn't know anybody in it. The actors weren't real actors, they weren't even people. You and me with a camera could make a better movie tomorrow. But I watched it through to the end."
Ebert: here's the man you've been waiting for.
We love the way he sums up/paraphrases films.
"Jesus Gawd, I just watched a movie and I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight. Was the worst movie I ever seen. Attack on the Number 13 Police Station. I didn't know anybody in it. The actors weren't real actors, they weren't even people. You and me with a camera could make a better movie tomorrow. But I watched it through to the end."
Ebert: here's the man you've been waiting for.
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